Sorry rando from Texas, I definitely was not talking to you.

 

Sorry rando from Texas, I definitely was not talking to you.

 

Sooo…all my other photos aren’t good enough? This is supposed to entice me into dating you, how??

 

Sooo…all my other photos aren’t good enough? This is supposed to entice me into dating you, how??

 

It’s all about the math, right?
Book a date? Gee, I don’t know, I’ll have my assistant check to see if a board room is available.

 

It’s all about the math, right?

Book a date? Gee, I don’t know, I’ll have my assistant check to see if a board room is available.

 

Oh.My.God.Quit it with ethnicity as an opener!! It’s weird!

 

Oh.My.God.
Quit it with ethnicity as an opener!! It’s weird!

 

I’m not overly religious, but I think if God gets you hot, you probably shouldn’t be dating.

 

I’m not overly religious, but I think if God gets you hot, you probably shouldn’t be dating.

 

Dude, i’m not your prison pen pal.69% lol

 

Dude, i’m not your prison pen pal.

69% lol

 

If only!

 

If only!

 

Is this what they call a “hard sell”?

 

Is this what they call a “hard sell”?

 

Am I real? You’re gonna challenge my reality? Should I be excited or terrified by this? It’s too early for existentialism.

 

Am I real? You’re gonna challenge my reality? Should I be excited or terrified by this? It’s too early for existentialism.

 

Live intense.

 

Live intense.