No. I need my adorably large and hooked nose for breathing and smelling.

No. I need my adorably large and hooked nose for breathing and smelling.

HAHAHA.My feet are gross.

HAHAHA.
My feet are gross.

It didn’t work the first time. It will not work the second time. For the love of god, let’s avoid the rule of three.

It didn’t work the first time. It will not work the second time. For the love of god, let’s avoid the rule of three.

QUIT IT WITH CALLING ME TROUBLE! I’M NOT TROUBLE! I WAS NEVER EVEN SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE! NOT ONCE!

QUIT IT WITH CALLING ME TROUBLE! I’M NOT TROUBLE! I WAS NEVER EVEN SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE! NOT ONCE!

1. This is ALSO one of the BEST??2. My jawline is spectacular.

1. This is ALSO one of the BEST??
2. My jawline is spectacular.

I am not.

I am not.

#NOPE

#NOPE

Enough Shakira, let’s get down to boob business…

Enough Shakira, let’s get down to boob business…

Jesus man, have some self respect!

Jesus man, have some self respect!

Poets are members of the working class? huh.

Poets are members of the working class? huh.